Well, that'll get your neighbors attention! If you are tired of your neighbors stealing your WiFi, eating into your bandwidth, and overall just being cheapskates, an aptly named WiFi connection will be all you need to get the message across. Or a flaming bag of sh*t on their doorsteps, both work. But regardless the bigger issue at hand is why no one has made a TV series that puts together the best such examples, and invite the people involved to hear the story behind the WiFi name, like a mix between Tosh.0 and Dr. Phil. Some of the people on this next list with unfortunate names they just should have changed the second they were christened.